The Center for Prevention has unveiled their new, state of the art monitoring system, which will help them prevent like never before.
Ravenous Rabbit: An Easter History
As families across the nation and throughout the world huddle quietly in their homes today, many may find some comfort in remembering the history of this unique holiday.
Volunteer fire departments remain an important part of local communities
Of all the volunteer positions in a community, one of the most important is, of course, the volunteer fire department.
NEW LUXURY RESORTS ARE THE BEST EXPERIENCE FOR HUMANS
HUMANS WILL REJOICE WHEN CHECKING IN TO ONE OF THE MANY NEW LUXURY HOTELS ACROSS THE NATION!
Mending a broken heart
Of all the human courting rituals, none is so complicated as presenting one’s potential partner with a human heart after having carefully removed it from its place in the human chest cavity.
Amazon’s Alexa offers exciting new feature
Complaints continue to surface about Alexa, otherwise known as Amazon’s attempt to make you buy a physical version of Siri.
How do toll booths really work?
Like many humans, I was not entirely sure how toll booths operate until I found out first hand.
Eating Animals Whole: A Beginner's Guide
Human beings, of which I am one, enjoy the carnivorous act of devouring flesh all over the world. It fills our brains with happiness and our DNA with oxygen
Total eclipse returns at last; local viewing parties planned
At long last, the eclipse is upon us!
NEW FASHION FOR TRENDY HUMANS
HUMANS ALL OVER THE EARTH ARE ENJOYING THE NEW FASHION TREND FOR ATTRACTIVE HUMANS CALLED MIND COLLARS.
Experts say the flow of time has finally resumed
Scientists have confirmed that after a long pause, the flow of time has finally resumed.
Theoretical physicist may have discovered time travel
Theoretical physicist Dr. Vaughn Weldon may have finally discovered a method of time travel, an endeavor he probably worked on throughout his entire career.
5 SIMPLE LIFE HACKS TO IMPROVE YOUR HUMAN EXISTENCE
MANY HUMANS WISH TO IMPROVE THEIR FEEBLE EXISTENCE THROUGH CLEVER "LIFE HACKS."
5 easy tricks to get the most out of your vehicle
Transportation is important in the modern world.
Thousands die in the most successful Earth Day celebration ever
As we all know, yesterday was Earth Day, and thanks to the efforts of the Earth Day Council, this year's Harvest is looking bright.
Lots of fun activities planned for annual Earth Day festival
Earth Day is upon us once again, and this year's mandatory festival will bring back many beloved traditions, as well as introduce some new activities that are sure to be crowd-pleasers.
NEW FUN ACTIVITY FOR HUMANS SWEEPING THE NATION
"IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THIS FUN ACTUALLY EXISTS," SAID A HUMAN. "BUT BELIEVE ME, IT DOES. AND IT'S FREE, TOO!"
The Dangers of the Marijuanas
Every year on April 20th, it is customary for individuals who use the weed to "blaze the dank blaze" in what has become the unofficial holiday for budsmokers and doobiemen.