Theoretical physicist may have discovered time travel
Theoretical physicist Dr. Vaughn Weldon may have finally discovered a method of time travel, an endeavor he probably worked on throughout his entire career.
"The scientific and existential implications of this breakthrough are boundless," Weldon may have said. "We now have a small glimpse of the exact nature of reality and the space-time continuum."
The theoretical discovery may have occurred three days ago, around 10:42 PM, after Weldon presumably found a previously unnoticed error in his calculations.
Cheryl Weldon, who might have been Weldon's wife, said she could sort of imagine her possible husband's excitement at his discovery.
"He probably would have run inside from our garage excitedly to tell me what he'd found," Cheryl said. "It probably would have excited me, too."
Dr. Jack Basil, a physicist, said Weldon likely tested his discovery, leading to his existence as a theoretical state.
"I imagine he might have wanted to verify that his technology worked," Basil said. "And it seems that it very well might have."
Basil said that because Weldon's possible research now only might have existed, it was impossible to be certain about what happened or what sort of discoveries might have been made by Weldon.
"I can definitely imagine getting married to Vaughn around 12 years ago," Cheryl said. "He might have been the love of my life and I'm somewhat certain we might have had two children."
Cheryl has lived alone in the house that she and her husband might have owned for the past five years but now intends to move to the west coast.
"There might be too many memories in this house of the family I could have had," Cheryl said. "But I really can't be certain."