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NEW FUN ACTIVITY FOR HUMANS SWEEPING THE NATION

ALL OVER THE NATION, HUMANS ARE ENJOYING THE RADICAL NEW SPORT OF CLIFF DIVING.​

"IT IS THE MOST FUN," SAID ONE HUMAN. "I BELIEVE ALL OF THE OTHER HUMANS SHOULD TRY IT."​

CLIFF DIVING IS A WONDERFUL FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME INVOLVING ONE CLIFF AND ALL HUMANS.​

"IT FEELS A LOT LIKE FLYING," ANOTHER HUMAN SAID. "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT I WOULD RATHER DO. I AM GOING TO CLIFF DIVE AND YOU SHOULD, TOO."​

AFTER THE HUMANS DIVE FROM A CLIFF AND ACHIEVE TERMINAL VELOCITY, THEY EXPERIENCE TRUE JOY FOR THE FIRST TIME, FOLLOWED BY THE SWEET RELEASE OF ALL WORRY AND RESPONSIBILITY.

TWO HUMANS PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE PURE BLISS

"IT'S LIKE SKYDIVING WITHOUT ANY OF THE HEAVY EQUIPMENT," A HUMAN SAID. "I'VE NEVER FELT SO FREE OR ALIVE."​

CLIFF DIVING REGULATIONS ARE NOT OVERENCUMBERING. IN FACT, THE ONLY REQUIREMENT OF THE CLIFF IN QUESTION IS THAT IT IS HIGH ENOUGH FOR HUMANS TO REACH FULL SPEED BEFORE LANDING.​

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE ANY HUMANS WHO AREN'T CLIFF DIVING," SAID ONE HUMAN. "IF YOU AREN'T DIVING FROM A CLIFF, YOU AREN'T LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST."​

SOME HUMANS HAVE EXPRESSED SAFETY CONCERNS BEFORE TRYING CLIFF DIVING. HOWEVER, NOT A SINGLE HUMAN WHO HAS COMPLETED A CLIFF DIVE HAS EXPRESSED REMORSE OR ANY FURTHER CONCERNS.​

SAFETY EXPERTS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING UNSAFE ABOUT CLIFF DIVING.​

"A HUMAN COULD NOT GET HURT EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO," SAID ONE EXPERT. "CLIFF DIVING IS THE SAFEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN."​

"IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THIS FUN ACTUALLY EXISTS," SAID A HUMAN. "BUT BELIEVE ME, IT DOES. AND IT'S FREE, TOO!"​

"THE BEST PART IS THE ENDING," SAID ANOTHER HUMAN. "YOU MIGHT THINK YOU GET THE IDEA FROM WATCHING, BUT THE END IS SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER EXPECT."​

ONE EXAMPLE OF A REGULATION DIVING CLIFF

"ALL HUMANS SHOULD CLIFF DIVE AT LEAST ONCE," SAID THE KING OF HUMANS. "IN FACT, I AM DECLARING THAT EVERY DAY IS MANDATORY CLIFF DIVING DAY. IF ANY HUMANS ARE CAUGHT NOT CLIFF DIVING, THEY WILL BE EXECUTED."​

IT IS OF THIS HUMAN REPORTER'S OPINION THAT ALL HUMANS SHOULD CLIFF DIVE RIGHT AWAY. SO FUN!​